FREE STAB DAY!

I was once again pissed off at work by a customer and came up with this idea. I'm not a violent person. But enough is enough. Can't a person dream? I feel that we should all get a free stab day once in our lives. You can freely stab whom ever you want and for how long you want. I'm being completely serious. Just once in your life. Is that too much to ask for? The person wouldn't necessarily have to die. Come on who's with me on this? If you could who would you stab?